Skeleton Bones Update

Hey Friends,

Just wanted to keep you up-to-date on the new album, Skeleton Bones, that will be released SOON. Unfortunately, my super talented producer Dallas Kruse came down with Mono (in other news, every girl who wants to lose 10 pound now hates him), so we’re having to play it by ear and make sure he takes care of himself and gets healthy!

We’re about 80% done with the album, and you can listen to some of the tracks we’re working on by checking out the Kickstarter page.

Thanks for all your love and support!

Annie

A few months ago, Kim Kardashian posted a photo on Instagram. I mean, I’m sure she’s posted more pictures since then, but this one was drama.

She was naked, a thing that most people manage to do every day without finding it offensive or traumatizing, but whatever. Mrs. Kanye West is taking a selfie in the mirror, black-ed out “edit” bars covering her hmm-hmms and her uh-huh, and it’s basically like she’s wearing a skimpy bikini except…um…well it’s almost exactly like she’s wearing a skimpy bikini.

But suddenly there’s this huge debate online: Did KK go too far with her pic? Does she hate feminism? How could she insult us normal bodied human females this way with her obviously glorious rack?

Look, I get it. Maybe you don’t want people to see your bits. Maybe you don’t want to see other people’s bits. I went to a music festival and walked into the sauna not realizing it was clothing optional and DAMN were there a lot of sneak-attack dongs my eyes were not prepared for. But, regardless, I got over it, because bodies are the flesh-bag vessels that our souls are cruising around in, and basically everyone has one, and I don’t really see what the big deal is.